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Sunday, 14 November 2010

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ROUND 1

Katona punches Price on the face, spitting blood out.

1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8 and Price stands up.

Price:''Kerry you b****!, Ill beat the s*** ouut of you!''- she said.

Price delivers a punch below, she misses, Katona hits Price's fake tits with an uppercut, Price took a mandatory count of eight again.

Price is wobbly, Katona goes below and punches her vagina.

Again Price went down for another count of eight.

Round 2

Katona kicks her on the stomach, then punches her gob with an uppercut, leaving Price on the floor as she withstood another punch.

And hers eyes have gone all fire and then Price went aggressive.

Katona kept punching her everywhere but she failed as Price resisted all those hard punches.

Price knocks Katona down with a punch. in result, breaking her entire gob and going down.

Then Price kept punching her and then sat on her face.

1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10!!!

KNOCKOUT!

"Get on yer feet you ugly pile of horse shit", said the ref.

But KERRY Katona won't stand up.

Katie Price then picked her up, and punched her everywhere, and threw her off the ring.

That was it! Fight over!

The title goes to the person who never lost a single match in history,Katie Price is the winner!

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