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Wednesday, 10 November 2010

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The Acme Implants Company has issued a major recall of their Caesar Gluteus Maximus model #110 buttocks implants due to faulty design. Major complaints by implant patients include a condition known as "flat butt" when a patients sits for longer than one hour in the same position, as well as severe and unflattering "dimpling" when the buttocks are squeezed too roughly during sexual encounters.

If you, or someone you know, has suffered injuries due to a failure of the Caesar Gluteus Maximus model #110 buttocks implants, you may be entitled to monetary compensation.

Contact the law firm of Lifter Upp for a free consultation today. Our hands-on approach to your case will assure you that we are the number one law firm when it comes to buttocks implant litigation. No ifs, ands or butts, Lifter Upp will get you the legal relief you seek.

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