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Tuesday, 9 November 2010

The moment that pharmaceutical companies world wide have long dreaded has finally arrived. The new kid on the block is urine. Yez folks just piss on your partner and within a few short weeks he she or both of you will will have natural looking radiant skin free of blemishes, even age spots can be diminished by liberal applications three times daily and it's completely free.

If used fresh it hardly smells at all. The acidic content makes it a fine exofoliant and it's also great as an eye bath.

It also works on the inside clearing up a multitude of ailments and even serves as a very effective sun block... on the outside and won't attract the flies.

However, beware of applying it on the beach or any public place because you may fall foul of the law. No...officer, she wasn't giving me a gobble I was just giving her a dose of medicine.

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