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Sunday, 10 October 2010

image for The disappointy Orange. that is the worst fruit salad, ever.

The Orange is disappointed that she has got pointy ends,
She thinks that she is too round, unlike her lemony friends

She thinks they look much nicer, with their pointy polar nips
And she wishes she had some too; it really gives her the pips.

The banana is too bendy, the apple? again too round.
She wants to have a zesty zing at twenty pence per pound.

But then again, an orange is nicer tasting, the lemon is just too sharp.
They cant join in with fruit salads, they just cant play the part.

Upon reflection and in summary, I like my looks I do
I may not have the nips for it, but I have a lovely orange hue.

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