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Friday, 17 September 2010

This YouTube music video which has been making the rounds for a couple of years now has resurfaced after lying dormant for months. The insidious effects of this video are enough to drive some people, especially those suffering from ADHD and ADD to the brink of madness.

I am writing this article merely to warn those who have not seen the video to ignore it at all costs if it comes across your computer as an attachment from a friend. If you have stumbled upon it by accident and have already viewed the video, you must surely know by now that it is a distinct sign that you have done some deed so hideous as to bring this incredibly annoying piece of media into your life. In which case, you are on your own.

I have viewed the video. While I can say that it is immensely entertaining, maybe even one of the best of its kind by far, it is not worth the anguish you will go through once you've immersed yourself in it. I cannot stress enough the detrimental effects you will suffer if you do not heed this warning and instead just take a peek at what lies ahead. You will not be able to turn away from it, nor will you be able to--oh never mind, it is too unbearable even now to reiterate the despair I feel for all who did not heed the warning, myself included.

Unfortunately, for you to know which video it is of which I speak, I must give you it a name and supply the link. However, this is fair warning. If you feel you can go on in life not knowing what this video consists of and wish to take your chances of never having it e-mailed to you by a so-called friend, then you may stop reading this article now. You will be glad that you did.

And for those who have continued on the journey of self-destruction, the video is posted above, but again, be forewarned. After you watch it, you may never be the same again. I know I'm not. May God have mercy on your tortured souls.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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