Dear Michael Vick:
I saw you play football today on TV.
I think you are good.
My Daddy says you don't like doggies.
I think that is bad.
My Daddy said that it was cool to watch you play for the entire second half.
He said you look like Randall Cunningham wearing the old-time uniforms.
That made him happy.
Here is what I think:
If you ever, ever throw a ball on the opposing team's 7 yard line when you could have WALKED the ball in for 6, the ASPCA will be the least of your problems.
CAPICHE?
Love, Miel.
Age 5.

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