The "gay" allegations surrounding William Hague are totally without any foundations apart from the fact that he slept with his male assistant in the same bed once and that certainly doesn't mean he's "gay" or does it?
John Lennon once slept with Brian Epstein to test if he would like it (sex with a man) he didn't and maybe Hague didn't like it either (or?).
After all of the problems he's had with his wife in bed William only thought "I fancy something else" and his male assistant promptly offered a bit of affection, but did William accept?
Being "gay" is one thing, having a little cuddle and jumping into bed with a faithful, understanding, trustworthy, close (very) male assistant is another (or?).
William Hague is vehemently denying ever having sex with Mr. Myers and rightly so. The fact that Hague was shaking "hands, knees and knickerbockers" with his German "very gay" counterpart has no hidden meaning apart from when they had their candlelight dinner, Achtung, Blitzkrieg von hinten!
Hague is innocent until proven guilty (Mr.Myers is busy penning his memoirs so we'll just have to wait or watch repeats of Little Britain until the truth is revealed), but he should avoid stopping at Hampstead Heath for a " quick wee wee" until the facts are divulged!
Life can be a "bum" even for our glorious MP's!