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Wednesday, 28 December 2005

Someone once proffered that there is nothing wrong with fear but fear itself. Take for example a person dealing with a bomb. He has to have nerves of steel. Why, because he has to recall everything he knows about bombs and everything he knows about disarming them. It is also like bees. We cannot run scared every time we see a bee or a bee hive. They can be dealt with successfully so that their hives can be either put in the correct environment or they can be destroy ed with the correct insecticide. Even snakes, the deadly sort can be dealt with. For example, at the zoo, the zoo keepers must feed them and even provide medicine to them. Alligators are the same and so on. Then let's go back into the biblical history, and we shall see that Daniel was thrown in the Lion's Den and he was not harmed. How about that?

Life is a matter of one's state of mind. One must be prepared for all situations. Take for example the Mormons, they believe in preparedness. They encourage members and investigators to use Plywood if it can serve as emergency preparedness. They encourage to stock up on one year’s worth of canned goods and they have stockpiles of good as well. They also are good in providing very healthy food baskets for their members and investigators who are down on their luck. The Mormons (Latter Day Saints) believe in showing the world what it is to be kind and loving towards the worst of humanity and by so doing, they can create Heaven on earth. If plywood is helpful, then plywood is a good thing to horde. Mr. Bush’s attitude towards the Louisiana types could have been a hidden desire that Mr. Bush cherished and opportunity presented itself to reveal to certain Louisiana types his disdain for them. As the saying goes, murder will out...Many of the people that he despised-- it is reported-- died by euthenasia. Humanitarianism is a matter of social conscience and not a ploy. If people believe in affection and is not driven by hate, then every action will illustrate their feelings.

Life is full of misfortunes and some misfortunes are also contrived because there is fear and there is hatred. If someone is harmed inadvertently, the people who are guilty often apologize and wonder where did they go wrong, etc. However, if someone sets out to harm another based on what they perceive as the other person's perception of self and seek to relegate them to the proverbial mop and pail, then it will not last. However, one must remember such words as vengeance is Mine [saith the Lord] and Mr. Bush will repay… or in colloquial parlance, Pay back is hell. Most Christians believe that.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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