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Saturday, 28 August 2010

Michael Steele, Chairman of the RNC stormed into Fox News studios yesterday afternoon and confronted Sean Hannity. Dressed in basic black and pearls, Steele demanded to know why Fox News had not broadcast one single item on Ken Mehlman's, coming out of the closet.

Hannity, on the air at the time, tried to calm Steele down. "Michael," he said, "this is a family channel, we do not carry such items. There are children.

"You talk all of the time about Congressman Barney Frank!," said Steele.

Hannity: "Barney Frank is a pervert!"

Steele: "Why is he a pervert and Mehlman is not?"

Hannity: "Frank doesn't hide it. He's a pervert!. We expose perverts, commies, and socialist presidents."

As Steele started to walk out, Hannity turned the program over to an associate, slipped off his Capezios and followed Steele to the door of the studio. "No offense, Michael," he said and extended his hand. "It's just business, you know."

"OK, said Steele, I understand."

Hannity: "Michael, still join us at the prop 8 rally?"

Steele: "Sure!"

Hannity: Men's room in fifteen minutes?"

Steele: "Sure! Third stall from the left?"

Hannity: "Sure!"

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