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Friday, 27 August 2010

The mood is set…The city is New York…The money is flowing…The locales of Madisson city and Times Square are breathtaking…

Now for the real, honest review- Sex and the City -2 tackles many relevant social issues such as the status of women if men who hold power in society let them hold the same power, should you hire a nanny for your kids who wears a bra, or one who doesn't, Whether you should have sex with every random stranger or not. The subject matter is very deep, and it forces you to think. Should my nanny wear a bra or not? I mean the social relevance in the movie is very touching. Almost patriotic.

Now the main protagonists of the movie are four women. All four of them appear to be ignorant of the fact that they are high class whores. They are whores of fortune, who by trapping men of fame, power and notto mention money revel in their Pradas, Guccis and Jimmy Choos'. There are four women. There is the boring and predictable housewife, who has her children to look after and a nanny without a bra to worry about. Then there is grumpy and bossy lawyer. There is a aging cock hungry nymphomaniac. And then there is the belle of the ball. The neurotic, horse (or should I say mare?) faced Sarah Jessica Parker who is forever narrating random crap sagas.

The movie sequence where the four women go to Abu Dhabi, should have come with a disclaimer before the sequence began. "Watching these four hags in Abu Dhabi may cause sever irreversible, incurable, mental and psychological problems" to avoid any sort of legal ramifications. The movie has been found to cause in many a permanent brain Slutdown…ooops I meant shutdown due to the obscene sexual exposure involving sexual activities by women who very well may be the age of your grandmother.

The movie has fared extremely well in Bihar and Eastern Uttar Pradesh because of the brilliant publicity by Sarah Jessica Parker, where the SEX was the sex in sugarcane fields and the CITY was portrayed as Patna. This fooled the innocent and gullible Bhaiyas into buying tickets for the movie. This money was hard earned and was procured by means of theft, chain snatching and loot. The Jaunpur district court has ordered an injunction order against Sarah Jessica Parker's visit to Jaunpur to promote the movie. The movie will suffer a tremendous blow due to this. Mayavati too is upset because Sarah Jessica Parker had promised her a plum role in the movie as the Shiekh who gets offended in the restaurant in Abudhabi..

Thus Sex and the City-2 is a breathtaking movie which has taken the whole country by storm and has stimulated many minds, brains and has ensured that they never work again.
We owe you Sarah Jessica Parker…

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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