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Friday, 27 August 2010

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Residents of The Isle of Wight have turned to the media to assist them in handling their 'out of control' teenagers.

They have contacted 'Dr Phil', the American Talk-Show host with over 30 years' of experience dealing with whatever comes his way.

Dr. Phil has agreed to visit the Isle of Wight, with his crew, wife and 'top of the line psychologists' in an attempt to offer a glimmer of hope to the citizens of The Isle of Wight.

Dr. Phil does face huge challenges as he has not faced some of the problems he will have to deal with on The Isle of Wight.

For example....Little Billy Murray's problem is 'An aversion to wearing pink socks, handed down from his older sister'.

Charlie Comings has a fear of 'soap', rendering him impossible to get 'close to people'.

John Arbuckle doesn't like sitting next to boys OR girls, in class...making it difficult for his teachers to 'place' him - comfortably in any classroom, except an 'empty' one.

Dr. Phil, and his lovely wife, have promised that they will not give up until they have found a solution to this Isle of Wight 'Problem'.

So sad. So bad!

More as this story unfolds.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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