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Saturday, 7 August 2010

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Formulated by Inchcock Chambers, our intrepid decrepit unpaid reporter, who presents for your delectation, his explanation in single rhyming words, of life's path.

From Conception to Ascension - with all the annoying aspects and problems in between getting a mention.

His flair for the creative thinking process has been recorded in the 'Most Annoying Thicko's Register'.

Conception - Creation - Suspension - Admission
Incomprehension - Invention - Comprehension - Circumvention
Identification - Compassion - Attention - Cession
Convention - Expression - Contention - Reprehension
Intention - Inattention - Contravention - Transgression
Obsession - Tension - Intervention - Discussion - Repression
Indigestion - Condescension - Dissension - Passion
Possession - Detention - Oppression - Depression - Libation
Prepossession - Abstention - Mission - Repercussion
Repossession - Extension - Pension - Regression
Reinvention - Retention - Retrogression - Apprehension
Submission - Confession - Decommission - Ascension

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