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Wednesday, 28 July 2010

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Dateline Malibu

Mel Gibson showed the love he has in his heart by accepting Jesus Christ into his life. Some would lay low, not Mel.

Oksana Grigorieva: Yes?

Mel Gibson: Stay on this phone and don't hang up on me. I have plenty of energy to drive over there. You understand me? AND I WILL! SO JUST F------ LISTEN TO ME. LISTEN TO MY F------ RANTING. LISTEN TO WHAT YOU DO TO ME.

OG: I didn't do anything to you.

MG: A pain in the ass!

OG: You are ruining my life!

MG: You make my life so f------ difficult!

OG: Well you know what, it's so --

MG: Why can't you be a woman who f------ supports me instead of a woman that sucks off me. And just f------ sucks me dry. And wants, and wants. Go through this relationship if you're a good woman and you love me. I don't believe you anymore. I'm sick of your bulls---! Has any relationship ever worked with you? NO!

OG: Listen to me. You don't love me because somebody who loves does not behave this way.


MG: Shut the f--- up. I know I'm behaving like this because I know absolutely that you do not love me and you treat me with no consideration.

OG: One second please. Can I please speak?

MG: I love you because I've treated you with every kindness, every consideration. You rejected … you will never be happy. F--- you! Get the f--- away from me! But my daughter is important! All right? Now, you have one more chance. And I mean it. Now f------ go if you want, but I will give you one more chance. (huffing with anger) You make me wanna smoke. You f----- my day up. You care about yourself.

OG: You're so selfish.

MG: When I've been so f------ good to you. You f------ try to destroy me.

OG: I didn't do anything. I did not do anything. This is your selfish imagination. That's bull!

MG: Shut the f--- up! You should just f------ smile and blow me! 'Cause I deserve it.

OG: I'm sleeping with the baby. I'm waking up every two hours. I fell asleep because I was waiting for you because you weren't ready to go to the jacuzzi as we agreed.

MG: Who the f--- cares? We agreed nothing.


Mel Gibson rarely uses profanity in his movies taking care not to upset his family image. Apparently hes been saving up his profanity points to use in conversations with his wife.

Today they have released 30 more calls made in less than 24 hrs here are some of the highlights:


10:30 pm

Mel B---h

10:32 pm

Mel C--t

10:36 pm

Mel Fu--in bi-ch cu-t

10:38

Mel Whore

Well I think you get the idea. Some people give God a bad name.


From the desk of

Buck E Filbert

Somewhere thinkin:

"I have found the paradox, that if you love until it hurts, there can be no more hurt, only more love."

Mother Teresa

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