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Sunday, 25 July 2010

image for An Irishman's Philosophy "My mother in Ireland said: "DON'T WORRY!"

In life, there are only two things to worry about,
Either you are well, or you are sick.

If you are well, there is nothing to worry about,
But if you are sick, you have two things to worry about;

Either you will live, or you will die.
If you live, there is nothing to worry about,
If you die, you have two things to worry about;

Either you will go to heaven or to hell.
If you go to heaven, there is nothing to worry about,

But if you go to hell,
You'll be so busy shaking hands with your friends,
You won't have time to worry

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