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Friday, 23 July 2010

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The Chinese had high hopes for their country's future. Just about everything is made in China, they have the U.S. by the financial balls and they pulled off one of the most amazing Olympic ceremonies ever.

But all of that is about to change, thanks to the U.S.A.'s secret weapon-PORN! Once the mainstream Chinese realize that they can view just about any fetish/fantasy they have by clicking a mouse-their productivity will grind to a halt and their economy will ultimately crumble into chaos.

This is how it's going to happen:

One of the guys at a Chinese manufacturing plant is going to visit a buddy who has a computer. He's going to show him some online porn. The visiting buddy is going to obsess about getting a computer for himself as will millions of other horny Chinese men. In order to afford such a luxury, they will need more money. The government will resist at first, then labor unions will be formed to force their hand, wages will increase so they can buy computers/internet service which will trickle down to declines in productivity. Workers will be rushing home to chat with Honey Legs 29 or watch a video of some American chick with a banana in her butt.

The men will expect their wives to perform like the porn stars, marriages will start to crumble, the savings that was once in the bank will be spent on online porn and THAT IS HOW WE ARE GOING TO SAVE AMERICA!

Oh, why the hell didn't we think of this sooner? World Class Asses are our most important asset.

Having been exposed to years of progressively harder and harder hard core porn, the Americans have built a tolerance and will eventually pick up the slack left by the Chinese.

How do you say, "Is everything Made in USA" in Chinese?

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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