You heard the stories before but it is really true, Elvis Presley faked his death so that he could work for the CIA as a secret agent, for the purpose of spying on The Soviet Union.
Elvis Presley shaved his head and wore a wig resembling the Colonial era, so that he could visit the Soviet Union as a historical re-en-actor.
Whenever Elvis visited the Soviet Union, he secretly located nuclear bombs in Moscow, sending the detonators to Rammstein Airforce Base in Germany.
Whenever Soviets thinking Elvis was dead, requested an Elvis impersonator, Elvis came right over to perform, pretending of course to be an impersonator to cover up the fact he was really Elvis and a spy.
History books claim Ronald Reagan and Pope John Paul II helped destroy the Soviet Union but do not be fooled, the destruction of the Soviet Union was the work of Elvis Presley.
What is Elvis doing these days? rumor has it he is helping the Bat Boy out with spy work in Afghanistan.