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Sunday, 4 July 2010

Hllo Frinds,

This months dition, will rval why our popl must avoid th lttr that must not b mntiond. It is clar, from th prss covrage, that as a socity, w ar bing bastadisd for our blifs.

Why should w hav a languag that is dominatd by a singl lttr? Last wk, Brothr John Pasmold, was houndd in th strt for asking dirctions in our own dialct. H was thrown to th ground and hit with a larg stick, which causd him much pain and agony. On of his attackrs calld him a wankr!

I am writing to th govrnmnt to ask for a chang in th law that will allow us to spak our own languag and st up community cntrs for our popl.

If th govrnmnt dos not giv us th mony to build ths cntrs, w will form a trror group and mak thm do it!

To nd, I would rmind you all to larn our anthm.

Oh no w wont, us - in our sntnce, w will not us - to form our words of wisdom!

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