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Friday, 2 July 2010

image for Aids can be cured by silver! New injector that cures Aids.

Recent research in the fight against aids has discovered an element that can cure aids

Working on the theory demonstrated in the story by Bram Stoker "Dracula" that silver is an element that repels EVIL and also regarded by the scientist who discovered this phenomena as the GOD metal, experiments have shown a great success

The scientist Lord Westenra whose own daughter was a victim of the count used small quantities of silver on aids victims (the theory being it was caused by evil and only pure metals would cure it)

After injecting point 00010 of a gram of silver he discovered that the aids victims showed some improvement

After trebling the dose he found another small improvement

And after injecting ten times the first dose of silver fantastic results resulted

Silver is definitely a real cure for the disease AIDS

But all the patients treated by silver although they improved were still not cleared of the virus

So Lord Westenra becoming frustrated to find a final cure decided he must inject a much more concentrated form of silver

Then he made his breakthrough ---instead of injecting silver with a hypodermic needle he used a "GUN" with silver bullets just like in the story of Dracula and got one hundred percent cures

He discovered that if he "shot" a sufferer in the head with a silver bullet he never showed any signs of the disease again

Not only that but more important was the discovery that aids was not spread around as quickly.So it looks like a solution has been found to rid the world of AIDS-- all it takes is a silver bullet behind the ear and the sufferer shows no more symptoms nor do his partners who seem to have disappeared because they are so happy there is a cure for them all

Kimo Sabe science correspondent Ulan Baku Transylvania.

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