Written by SpoofyDoofy
Rating:

Share/Bookmark
Print this

Thursday, 6 May 2010

image for Party Political Broadcast on Behalf of The Labour Party The Labour Party: Gordon Brown has been the worst Prime Minister we have had in this country.

Manish Sood, Norfolk: There now follows a Party political broadcast on behalf of the Labour Party.

"The way I was brought up, both my Mum and Dad were staunch Labour Party supporters and they still are. My Dad was a well known politician and my Brother was a well known politician and that is the way I was educated."

"I was born in the Labour Party. Before I was born I was part of the Labour Party, when I was born I was a part of the Labour Party and even today I am part of the Labour Party. I am not going to change."

I am going to stay in the Labour Party. I will make sure that I continue to drill in the minds of these Cabinet Members and these leaders so that they change and we change there views to the right way of thinking and the proper way of thinking within the Labour Party."

''I believe Gordon Brown has been the worst prime minister we have had in this country."

''It is a disgrace and he owes an apology to the people and the Queen.''

''The role of ministers has gone bureaucratic and the action of ministers has gone downhill - it is corrupt."

''The loss of social values is the basic problem and this is not what the Labour Party is about."

"Obviously this is a very serious matter because we have a Prime Minister standing so close to the General Election and things are going totally wrong, and it's a real disaster for the cities, the country and the nation."

"And if you look at it, the average person has really got no respect for the Government and really we are moving towards not a government system but more towards anarchy, and that is very, very dangerous."

"All the policies he, Gordon Brown is bringing in, are a total disaster."

That was a Party political broadcast on behalf of the Labour Party.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

If you fancy trying your hand at comedy spoof news writing, click here to join!
Print this

Share/Bookmark

Go to top