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Friday, 9 April 2010

I believe, that a leader is not the strongest man. Nor is he the smartest man. I believe the leader should be the man with the biggest balls. For when the time comes that no amount of strength can solve the problem. And no amount of smarts can remedy the disagreement. That the leader must be able to act with the confidence of a lion. Such confidence, that no one would believe, we're screwed.

/B/ has been going through troubling times. Original Content has been steadily vanishing from the sight of /B/heads everywhere. The unquestionable motives for going to war with unfunny are known through out the internets. But now that Dane Cook is ridiculed and Carlos mencia is embarrassed, what else is there?

I consider myself not a enlightened man, but /B/, I'm knowledgeable enough to know that lulz is still alive, whether you believe or not. I am begging /B/, together with myself, we shall gather the greatest trolls and succeed in mocking faggotry all over the interwebs. In my eyes, if you want to save this precious pastime know was trolling, a nation is needed. I believe we are not at the end of the road, but at a crossroads. A revolution is commencing. Because, my friends, it's darkest before the dawn.

And I swear if you say "tl;dr" I'm going to choke you with your mother's dildo. Srs Business guys.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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