The average chunk of chocolate contains about 200 calories and because I might partake of two servings every night and is perhaps a few more at weekends it only adds up to 3,500 calories a week. That is the equivalent of one pound in weight per week.
Therefore, in the last 3 1/2 years, I have had the calorific intake of about a hundred and eighty pounds and because I only weigh about one hundred and sixty-five pounds, it is plain to see that without chocolate, I should have wasted away to nothing about three months ago! Hence, I owe of my life to chocolate.
Anybody want a piece?