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Monday, 5 April 2010

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The iPad has rocked the world with it's 9 1/2" screen and sleek design. You can read books, play games, access safari, and most of all, one more device you would use to worship Steve Jobs.

These are the ten reasons why you need an iPad:

1. Worship the Apple Method.

If you already been in worshiping it with the iPhone and all the Macs, or just a starter, the iPad is a great device to start from, since you can use it as a mat to put your knees on when you worship.

2. Use it as a Seat for your fatass.

People over 90 pounds: Behold, a new device that you can use to throw your money out. Just sit on it, and watch your 500-829 dollars be squashed and disappear. All this in such a small case with an Apple Logo.

3. Make your friends jealous.

Ever wonder when your friends being so jealous of you having an Ultra-expensive Apple product in your right hand while you struggle to pirate 'Bikini Girls' for it? Then this is a product for you.

4. Put it all on your iRack.

Your $hitty-a$$ iCollection is never finished, so whatever floats Steve Jobs' boat, put it on the iRack for worship.

5. Use it as a picture frame for a Justin Bieber photo.

Why waste 5 dollars on a shitty looking frame for your future husband, when you can buy a 100 times more expensive frame which would make your Rape victims jealous while you stick your tiny weiner in their mouth.

This article is approved by Steve Jobs himself, and the European Union.

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