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Sunday, 4 April 2010

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Chubby Brown is fed up to the 'chuffing' back teeth with all the hullaballoo about Jesse James.

"Who the f**k does 'e think 'e is?" Chubby is quoted to have said in a recent interview with 'Persons' magazine.

"'E's a f*****g puff and 'e can't even pick a f******g original name. Jesse James my a***e. A know for a fact 'is real name's Nicholas Fartingham-Brown. See our lass told us that, coz she reads a lot of those what-the-f**k-do-you-call 'ems? Tablets, aye that's them. Tablets. Scummy papers. I use them for wiping me a**e with when we run out of loo rolls. Sorry, I mean 'bog rolls'. Pardon me French. An' I don't mean DAWN. God, can you imagine 'er and Lenny Henry in bed? It blows my mind.

F**k, Arm 'off topic' agaen. Back to Jesse James. Don't get me wrong now, A don't bear him no malice or owt
but just coz 'e's 'ad it away with a couple of tarts, e's all over the papers.

Most of me mates 'ave had it away with more tarts than 'im but they don't get their names in any of those f*****g papers do they? Oh no they don't.

Makes me so f*****g mad.

Sorry, gotta go. Need a large poo! Pardon the language, I mean 'bowel movement."

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