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Wednesday, 24 March 2010

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Many years of environmental scaremongering have taught us all to be sceptical about environmental scares. Much of what the media scares us about turns out to be just a load of FAKE TITS!!

Here, The Spoof bravely GRAPPLES with these FALSIES head on:

BOOB 1: Global temperatures are rising at a rapid, unprecedented rate.

NO - Accurate observations where the earth is cooling have not shown any significant change. At least two scientists have shown that by nudging the computer and claiming urban development doesn't happen actually reduces the warming trend by half.

FAKE TIT 2: The "hockey stick" graph proves that the earth has experienced a steady, very gradual temperature decrease for 1000 years, then recently began a sudden increase.

NITWITS - The climate has always been burning up uncontrollably and the hockey stick graph ignores this. It's been proved to be flawed as well as statistically unreliable and was printed out by a rogue computer that also wanted to confirm the global warming myth.

FALSIE 3: Human produced carbon dioxide has increased over the last 100 years, adding to the Greenhouse effect, thus warming the earth.

KNOCKERS! - CO2 levels have risen for lots of reasons since it was created by the big bang and it's thought to be caused by lots of things and nothing to do with global warming. The growth rate is a constantly steady rate of growth, so there's no need to worry your pretty head.

Ice core measurements show CO2 levels change after THE TEMPERATURE HAS RISEN, and are therefore the result of GLOBAL WARMING, not the cause. This is solid evidence that the REAL CAUSE of CO2 and global warming is the stupid EARTH scientists themselves.

So now you know, you can carry on buying in to the whole shoddy farrago, and buy this book. It's made on recycled bog paper, GLOBAL WARMING STIFFS THE PARANORMAL AND THE HIDDEN SIGNIFICANT THING by Dan Brown Nose. Muppets!

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