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Monday, 1 March 2010

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Florida - Rush Limbaugh has changed the lyrics to "We Are The World" to reflect his ideology. The video, to be shown Sunday, only on NBC, before the closing ceremonies of the Winter Olympics, will highlight superstars of the GOP. Sarah Palin, John McCain, Michael Steel, Mitt Romney, Bobby Jindal, Joe Lieberman (cause he came out yesterday as a Republican) and Rush himself will be proudly belting out these lyrics:

"We Aren't The World"

There comes a time
When we ignore a certain call
When the rest of the world must come together as one
There are people dying
But we've heard that story before
I'd rather buy a Bentley.

We can go on
Pretending day by day
That our money would actually help someone
We are all a part of
God's great big family
And the truth, is we need stuff much more than love

(Chorus)
We aren't the world
Those aren't our children
We are the ones who make a brighter day
But that means no Bentley.
There's a choice we're making
We're saving our own bank accounts
It's true we could make a better day
But who gives a flying rats ass...

Send them your heart
But keep your wallet closed
And if they survive they will become our enemy
As God has shown us by turning stone to bread
We all must keep our bread to ourselves

(Chorus)
We aren't the world
Were better than you
No offense, but why should we worry
about someone lower than us?
There's a choice were making
Our lives are just fine
Very happy, thank you very much
Cause money makes us happy

When you're down and out
There seems no hope at all
But if you just believe
In goodness of others
It will be some other sucker, not me
Well let us realize
That no change will come
When the GOP stands together to say NO

(Chorus)
We aren't the world,
Those are not our children,
We'd like to make a brighter day,
But who are we kiddin'?
There's a choice were making
Were saving our bank accounts.
To pay for the eventual rehab and downfall.

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