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Friday, 22 January 2010

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If you need something to stimulate your sexual drive you will no longer have to rely on the little blue pill that sounds like Vagina.

Soft drink companies have gotten the go ahead from the FDA to promote a product under the line of "Hard Drink".

The contents of the Hard Drink have minute amounts of the original sex stimulate and will "make a males member monstrous in minutes".

The hype on this product is that it will "outdo mountain dew" or your money back !

Women are wondering what if anything it will do for them, sexually.

A woman employed by the company in it's testing stages, has since been relieved of his/her duties and is out on a medical disability.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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