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Monday, 4 January 2010

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'Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da' Barack Obama's latest hit single:

'Barry has a job that means he does f*** all
Michelle thinks the world now wants him banned
Barry says to Michelle 'Girl, I've become useless'
Michelle says this as she eats a hotdog stand:

'Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da
Life is fun, bra
La, la la, doing nothing

'Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da
Life is fun, bra
La, la la, in Hawaii sun'

Barry takes his orders from Jerusalem
Buys them lots of nice new tanks and jets (jets)
Israel writes his speeches for US TV
They must think Yankees are their feeble pets

Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da
Life is fun, bra
La, la la, doing nothing

Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da
Life is fun, bra
La, la la, you are too young (to be Pres)

In a couple of years they have achieved zilch, nowt
A con
And just carried on what George Bush did
Though once met Susan Boyle (wow)

Happy ever after in the sell-out stakes
Barry lets his children do his job
Michelle stays at home and does her pretty face
And wishes she'd just wed an av'rage slob

Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da
Life is fun, bra
La, la la, doing nothing

Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da
Life is fun, bra
La, la la, near Michigan

In a couple of years they will leave White House
For good
A stronger Pres would have been a mouse
Than Barry and Michelle Tokens (ha ha ha ha)

Happy ever after in the sell-out stakes
The US will soon be put up on OBay
Barry sits at home and does his pretty face
And talks about skin colour, race and gays

Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da
Life is fun, bra
La, la la, doing nothing

Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da
Life is fun, bra
La, la la, you just can't win

And if you want some fun
Become US President, hey! (thank you, for being the feeblest President in US history)'

(words by Paul McHeather-Bills; music by John Winston Churchill-Insurance, strings arranged by George 'Cretinous Moronic Alcoholic Drug Addict (typical US Presidental material)' W. Bushmills;

censorship of satire not ironic, oh no, by People Who Don't Know What Irony Is After 233 Years; tea brewed by Lady Jane Payne de la Rain-inSpain'ffalls; coffee stolen from Brazil by Gary 'US' Multinationals; crying in the corner by Amerigo Citizeno;

windpipes powered by Barack 'Only 3 Years To Go' Hussein Obama; air turbines, power stations, hot air balloons, Led Zeppelins and global warming also powered by Barack 'One Man Hot Air Producer' Obama;

outsize clothes by Michelle Obama; repairs on clothes by Michelle Obama; white cleaning powder courtesy of Shrub the Chimp; long pauses by Tony 'Um' Blair; 17th Century preaching by Barry Token; extra hot air supplied by Neil Kinnochio, the Welsh Windbag;

why the US Senate really exists by A. Mystery; what the US President actually does by A. Nother Mystery; Mr. Obama's year-long holidays by Israel Idefense Fors;

golf clubs by George 'Retarded Baboon' Bush; fluffed lines by Ronald 'Moron' Reagan; master tapes stolen by Richard 'Thief' Nixon; berliner donuts supplied by Jawn F. Kennedy;

any dumbo could be US President agreed on by over 4 billion humans; tap dancing by The Dancing Elephants and Hippopotamuses of Kenya; new studio built by WTC Controlled Explosions Inc)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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