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Friday, 18 December 2009

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Aren't error messages good things?

Whereas many error as are really helpful, there are those that can be quite unhelpful.

Here is a selection of some that are in the wild now.

Windows has detected that there is no keyboard present. Hit F1 to continue.

Illegal error detected - You are not allowed to make this error.

Erroneous error - Nothing is wrong, please ignore.

Windows loaded - System in danger.

Access denied--nah, nah, na, nah, nah!

An error has occurred - could be anything really.

Three things are certain: Death, taxes, and lost data. Guess which has occurred?

Error: An unspecified error has occurred. Please correct the error to continue.

Having been erased, the document you were working on must now be retyped.

The website you are looking for cannot be located, but doubtless others exist.

Out of memory - it happens to us all eventually.

Your computer has performed an illegal operation. The police have been informed.

Printer not ready. Could be a fatal error. Have you a pen handy?

Yesterday it worked. Today it is not working. Windows is like that.

Unable to exit windows. Try the door.

Fatal system error: Press F13 to continue...

Windows has just crashed. You are looking at the blue screen of Death. No one hears your screams.

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