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Saturday, 5 December 2009

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In response to the sheer madness, fraud and deceit with climate-gate Mother Earth finally lost it. She put pen to paper addressing her note to Al Gore and IPPC (International Panel of Corrupt Climate-Gaters).

"Dear Fuck Wits" wrote Mother Earth in a frank and honest diatribe.

"I'm trying to fucking cool down! Yet, you fuck wits are starving me of my night air in trying to rob me of what little Co2 is left!"

"Its clear from your corrupt, manipulated, wonky climate models that you've absolutely no clue how I (earth) work or what you are doing!"

In desperate anguish, Mother Earth, starved of Co2, decided to send a strong message to Gore and the IPCC criminals. Mother Earth dove into a deep ice age prompting a wave of leaked emails from the UN's frightened climate-gate corrupter's.

God, in sheer concern over the pain being inflicted over his wonderful creation, divinely intervened from Heavan Hq.

"Listen Gore you flipping idiot, leave Mother Earth alone! Clearly you've got your own mental issues in thinking you are me (God). And, it's clear to me you have no respect for this planet i've given you!" raged the Almighty.

"And, don't think I'll forget about your years of corruption and greed in deceiving, taxing and stealing your fellow humans!"

"You'll be meeting me at the Pearly gates in a few years and trust me you'll be spending eternity really getting to know what HOT really means! Lucifer is quite partial to fat corrupt liars and has a thing for big hot red pokers"

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