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Wednesday, 25 November 2009

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People who are just beginning to read the new Sarah Palin bestseller have a lot to look forward to, some of them really shocking, as only Sarah can shock and boy can she shock.

Among the pages you will come across:

Sarah won the Miss Alaska Junior contest in which nobody knew who it really was but her Mom, who recognized the mole on her bum as all contestants had to be nude with a sack over her head.

"I never knew where that little mole came from but he clung on my butt all the way across the stage. With all the 'ahhhh's', I think the little guy helped me to win. We had him for supper."

Sarah and her daughter, Britol Sheeran Marie, are often mistaken as sisters, especially during mud- and jello-wrestling campaign fundraisers.

That she once shoved a microphone up Katie Couric's ass so far that Couric still hears people talking about terrorist activity when everything gets real quiet late at night.

By age sixty, most people have lost half of their taste buds. By the time you turn 70, your heart will have beat some two-and-a-half billion times (figuring on an average of 70 beats per minute.)

Had to slap McCain's hands at least two dozen times while on the campaign trail and ran Bill Clinton off during the middle of the night, with him pleading for her not to shoot!

Has a "lazy eye" that causes her to blink it a lot more than the other one.

For more, just buy a copy of the book.

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