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Wednesday, 28 October 2009

image for 'Jingle Bells' by Barack Obama released in Israel for Christmas The friend of Israeli war criminals. Pathetic.

In honor of the peaceful and democratic people of Israel, and their sensitive handling of a handful of armed gangsters in the Gaza Strip there, US President Obama today released his own version of 'Jingle Bells' for his Israeli fans:

'Dashing through the sand
In a one-man open tank
O'er stolen Pali land
Laughing as we slay

Can't hear a US voice
Telling us what's right
Oh, what fun it is to kill
Rock-throwing kids tonight!

Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to shoot, kids on Christmas day, hey!
Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to steal, Arab land today!

Rubble's everywhere
Hospitals all closed
Water's off and women bombed
Adolf would be impressed

Americans keeping schtum
They think the world is dumb
The worst war crims since '45
Thanks to the USA, oh!

Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to bomb, schools on Christmas day, hey!
Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to sneer, the feeble USA!'

President Obama, who has been completely silent about Israeli war criminals and mass-murderers that his country supports and arms, had absolutely nothing to say about his country supporting and arming them. Israel is smaller than the tiny country of Wales, but the 'mighty' USA doesn't dare criticise it, and still arms it. Pathetic. As Barack Obama has already become.

Ever read 'The Emperor's New Clothes', President Obama? And yet it's odds on that you'll appear on US television at Christmas, talking about 'peace' - when you're the very man arming the world's worst war criminals!

And just as we thought George W. Bush was the worst possible US President ... along you come to top that. Even the feeble John McCain would have been more impressive and decisive than you have been. Roll on 2013 ...

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