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Thursday, 22 October 2009

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Dear Sir

I would just like to point out that cats and foxes do not get along. In fact they have been known to fight each other quite fiercely. I once had a kitten called Rufer. He was a lovely little cat. When he was big enough to go out on his own he was attacked by a fox. He only just survived. So I let him go out again and the bastard fox ripped him to shreds.

So, cats and foxes are not friends. Us cat lovers want the extermination of all foxes.

Yours

Mrs Barbara G. String

Dear Sir

Cats and foxes get along fine together. I love seeing them out playing with each other. I recall one occasion when one fox was happily throwing a kitten up in the air and then catching him with his teeth. The kitten seemed to be having a great time.

I think these creatures can teach us humans a great deal about how to get along with each other.

Yours

Andrew Jockitch

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