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Monday, 19 October 2009

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Recoiling global "Pizza Bakers" are shocked at the massive attention being given to them recently by the satirical press.

From the deep, very dark, sinister minds of sleuth, spoof writers reaching the 4 corners of the planet "Pizza Bakers" are in the limelight and actually don't know how to handle their newly found fame!

Once upon a time it was a toss, a Margherita, tuna fish Spezielle, etc, now the world press wants more and are willing to stoop at anything to get a story out about "Pizza Bakers"!

Now the cause of this mysterious trend is a certain coloured gentleman, who has just won a very noble prize, a slice of "PEACE-A" in a Scandinavian country, north west of Moscow, south of Lapland, sitting nicely between the North Sea Oil Rigs and the US.

The prize was the very noble "PEACE" prize and a certain satirical writer decided to turn "PEACE" into "PIZZA" logical!

Hence the mass attention, rocketing sales, "Pizza" prizes being given all over the planet, Luigi in NY, Bollacka O-Mama in Napoli are now celebrities, Grazzi!

There is one hook still in the tunas gills which has not been removed and could cause a satirical warfront between the originator of the tongue in cheek twist, "PEACE OF PIZZA" and those who thought, oh that's a grand idea, I'll put my order in for a mushroom, salami, ham spezielle and Spoof over the same subject.

Using the same ingredients, tossing it upwards and hoping that it doesn't land the same as the "originelle!"

Offer it to those who are hungry enough to understand the lines written between the lines, let them devour it and hope the original creator of the "NOBELLI PIZZA PRIZE" doesn't notice!

Well to late, the Pizza saga has been let loose, those who baked their pizzas after the "originellie" good luck.

Jaggedone just puked over the railings, is relieved that a "PEACE OF PIZZA" can sometimes stick in one's throat, also that it can be thrown to the awaiting seagulls passing by, not fresh but certainly edible!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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