MacBurger has announced a prestigious new annual arts prize for the fastest texted irreverent joke following any tragic event.
The clock will be started once a celebrity dies, a building collapses, a film actress forgets her underwear or any other internationally symbolic moment.
Category awards will be available:
1. Fastest and funniest.
2. Fastest and most sexist.
3. Fastest and most offensive.
4. Best Supporting characterisation.
5. Best spelling.
6. Best excuse for juvenile sense of humour.
All texts are to be copied to a central clearing number - 0666 666 666 and will cost only your standard mobile phone ripoff rate.
Lines have closed on the Patrick Swayze / Whoopi Goldberg / Ghost scenario.
The latest competition will begin at 2am EST when President Obama is going to be found giving a blowjob in the Oval Office.