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Thursday, 23 July 2009

Rumor has it that just before United States Vice President Joe Biden speaks the Obama Administration holds their collective breath. But on a recent diplomatic visit to the Ukraine it seems that Biden made a big hit. In a Disassociated Press photo Biden was shown reaching out affectionately to blonde beauty Prime Minister Yulia Tymoshenko. The PM seemed to be having the time of her life as Biden was clearly a bit giddy himself.

Reporters inquired of the chummy duo what was so funny and the folowing explanation was offered:

YT: Oh dis Joe Biden is one wery, wery persuasiwe fella!

JB: Yulie is too kind. We were just having a little wodka inspired giggle...

YT: Oh Josef, is that all my pierogi meant to you! I should have known that once you Americanski has a girl's pieriogi they climb up the hills!

JB: What Yulia meant to sat was they run for the hills but that is exactly the opposite of what the US will do in their relationship with the Ukraine no matter how many Russian blonde bombshells Obama courted in Russia.

YT: Oh now you want to talk about Ruski bombes...there was none of that when you were whispering sweet no no's in my pierogi.

JB: Prime Minister will you please stop referring to your pierogi and tell the good people of the press that we were just improving international relations...

YT: I can only quote your president Clinton...my pierogi did not have relations with dis poor excuse of a man!

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