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Thursday, 23 July 2009

This is Doctor Greg Issac Adeniji and I am part of a team of doctors her in Abuja and we have wonderful news for the whole earth.......world. Our new medikation made from copyrighted ingredients is a sure fart...fire cure for the Timmy Flu. That should be, a sure far cure for the Swine Flu that we have called Soooooey! Sooooey! like that. A little joke my friend but let us be the serious. It is called Timmyflu.

Everyone who has taken these pills has gotten rid of the Swine Flu within the couple of hours.

It costs many much but we can ship it anywhere in the world but here, where it is uh, too good!!!!

A bottle of ten pills will cost you only $500.

A bottle of 20 pills for only the $999.

The bottles are special unbrookable.

Send for today: Dr. Greg Issac Adeniji, Box 54, Suite 7, Timmyflu Special, Abuja, Nigeria. 200760

If it does not work and you die, we guarantee return of money. But no one died yet and we did a blind test on 1,000,000 people but don't teel them. It's out of water system bye now anyway.

Side effects include coughing, runny nose and high fever.

Dr. Greg Issac Adeniji

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