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Thursday, 23 July 2009

"He was always a good little boy, not like his brothers who used to set those flaming bags of dogshit on my front porch but I could hear poor Michael getting the same treatment from their dad, even though he was innocent. Although, he must have been looking at it that one time because his hair caught on fire."

This came from the never moving, staring "Grandmother" of Michael Jackson that we got as a sneak preview from FOX.

She looked a LOT like Michael, except for the gray hair which was one-sided.

Geraldo Rivera told the audience beforehand that Michael's "Granny" was really petrified before a camera and to give her time to talk as her mouth usually set because of her terror of audiences.

Then she was wheeled out.

"And what about the last time you saw Michael alive, Grandmother?"

"Well", stated the old lady in a high-pitched voice that changed once, sending her into a coughing fit, even though someone put a hanky over her mouth till she could stop, "I last saw Michael at the fun house here in the states. He loved fun houses because sometimes he'd look, you know, normal in the right trick mirror."

Then, as a spider crawled out of her right ear, the camera was switched to some 30 minutes of Michael's performing on stage.

"We're back with Grandmother."

"Nasty old spiders, no wonder I couldn't hear well out of that eye...ear."

"What did you like the very best about Michael?"

"Same as everyone else, his money. Is that another spider?"

The show then ended after twenty more minutes of a video of Michael's singing and dancing and then concluded with a special word from Geraldo, over a big crash backstage.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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