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Tuesday, 21 July 2009

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It seems there are many ways to Enlightenment.

OPTION 'A': Whilst others take the noble age-old step of embarking on a year-long spiritual journey to the East in pursuit of the meaning and purpose of life.

OPTION 'B': The other way is to visit The Enlightened Pub just round the corner and you sure to be enlightened out of your wits after a few shots of the days special spirits… for then after you will gain the abilities to: speak in tongues, overt self-belief in singing abilities and dancing prowess, spreading the love by making amorous advances to inappropriate persons and total strangers.

However, option 'B' comes with a side-effect (amnesia) because you will have a killer headache the very next morning just trying to remember and making sense of your spiritual journey.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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