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Saturday, 4 July 2009

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Many couples write to me asking how they can maintain a happy and healthy relationship. I tell them about the Joy of Sax. I first discovered the Joy of Sax when Dr Alex Comfort-Break showed me his horn. He said that if you played a tune on your horn life would never be dull again. And he was right.

Get your partner to wrap their lips around your reed. Get them to give you a blow. a good big blow. At the same time allow their fingers to move enthusiastically over your horn.

Yes, the Joy of Sax. Coax some jazz from your horn today.

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