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Thursday, 25 June 2009

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15. She no longer needs a rear view mirror on car to see who's behind her as head now goes all the way around.

14. Wants to try out for the role of Tevye in "Fiddler On The Roof".

13. Stars doing that little hand on hip shake every time somebody mentions Joe Biden's hair plugs.

12. Repeatedly asks camera man if she can ride on his shoulders.

11. Her voice i beginning to sound just a bit like that of Tiny Tim.

10. Got to sing at the Royal Palace but was nervous and kept going around goosing everybody.

9. Has ordered 24 Thigh Masters in a week.

8. Goes around singing "Memory" from Cats all day and shitting in huge pile of litter in the bathtub.

7. Told Sim Cowell he was "grounded" until futher notice,

6. Appeared on stage recently topless and singing "Little Brown Jugs"

5. Has been referring to her left hip as "Mildred".

4. Throws her shoes at Brown every time she sees him on television,

3. Has grown a Hitler mustache.

2. Keeps asking total strangers, "Will your head fit here?

1. Has a different name for each of her moles.

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