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Tuesday, 2 June 2009

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Now that the Italian car company will be taking over Chrysler, what will it all mean?

Here are some possibilities:

1) The stickshift will be in the shape of a cannoli.

2) Instead of "Honk," the horn will go "Bada-a-bing."

3) Fuel will now be 80% gasoline and 20% Chianti.

4) The hood ornament will be a Sophia Loren profile.

5) The transmission will be lubricated with extra virgin olio d'olive.

6) The glove compartment will have an espresso coffee-maker.

7) The driver's manual will have a lasagna recipe from Mama Agnelli.

8) Sinatra is on all the radio channels.

9) The first aid kit will include a bottle of Montepulciano D'Abruzzi 1987.

10) The airbag will be in the shape of a bullet-riddled, inflatable corpse.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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