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Tuesday, 12 May 2009

Fairy: Dr. Robert Malinow, what was your most singular specimen of research?

Robert: The Shannah Schilit

Fairy: Dr. Robert Malinow, what pill do you recommend for the treatment of Depression, for patients who have tried every prescription?--and nothing seems to be sufficient.

Robert: The Shannah Schilit

Fairy: Dr. Robert Malinow, in FairyLand there is a rumor that you researched a flower with some peculiar female. Does this mysterious feminine creature have a name?

Robert: The Shannah Schilit

Fairy: Dr. Robert Malinow, you are KNOWN for being a Man who does NOT wear ties. However, in FairyLand there is a rumor that you were CAUGHT wearing a tie!!--a little before you moved out to the West Coast. What was the cause of this astounding event?

Robert: The Shannah Schilit

Fairy: Dr. Robert Malinow, it is a rumor in FairyLand that you went through a season in your life--for about a year--where you were thought to be afflicted by some kind of Sexual Frustration. What was the cause of this condition?

Robert: The Shannah Schilit

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