Number 5. Get as many credit card from different bank as possible and spend all the money on buying car, house, clothes, and if your credit loan can extend buy a jet to fly.
At number 4, I would advice people to sell all the stocks in their 401k. Since most of the stock have already lost their market-value, there is no point in keep the junk share in your portfolio.
Number 3 goes to bank for betting all the money in bet in Las Vegas Casino and having orgasmic party with the strip dancer, the very customer, bank stripped of their savings. I would advise all the bank to open their Head Quarter in the existing and new Casino so that they dont have to spend time on traveling from different part of the world.
Number 2 is taken by Wall-Street supported by TARP: Terrorist Adventure Relief Product activity these market people are doing with the tax-payer money. With Smart people at helm, I would ask them spend more money in Pakistan as that is center of development of all the TARP activities. This way they can save Pakistan and spare us from the trouble.
And the Numero Uno position goes to Jim Cramer, the Mad Money host and arch river of Joker Jon Stewart. Cramer take the spot position for fooling people and helping short seller to sell the country and its future to TARP people.
One cent's of advise: stay away and save whatever you have or run to third world countries as they have better future than what Wall-Street promised.