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Tuesday, 14 April 2009

On his morning radio show, today, Rush Limburger was encouraging all citizens to litter.

"I don't know about you," he intoned to a shill, I mean, listener, "but I am sick and tired of this whole save the planet thing. I am 58 years old and I have been lectured my entire life, 'Don't litter, don't litter.' Little kids are even taught this malarky with our tax payer dollars.

"Come on, this is America. I should be able to do whatever the hell I want to do. You know who started this? A Democrat and an Indian. That's right. Lady Bird Johnson and that crying Indian in some govenment sponsored program that was supposed to be good for us! Hah! I have never seen a government program that did anybody any good. Or at least did me any good." he added, when reminded of veterans' benefits, social security and medicare.

"I think we should have a freedom revolt. Sorta like Tiananmen Square except with Americans instead of Chinks. Now listen real careful. I want all of you driving down the roads of America to throw whatever kind of trash you got out the window. That's right. You heard me. Just throw that crap out the window. This'll be one for the good ol' U S of A."

"Rush, what are you going to toss out?" asked the shill, I mean, listener.

"That's easy," he replied. "Empty prescription bottles."

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