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Saturday, 11 April 2009

image for The English Language Gets Its Millionth Word Bill Got A Little Irritated When I Beat Him To The Punch On The Millionth Word.

It has been forecast by lingual experts that the English language will receive its millionth word in April 2009, as reported on NPR.

I would like to have the honor of being the person who invents the millionth word. It will be 'freedibiacle'. It will refer to that nasty itch you get in your nose when you are in public and can't scratch it without looking disgusting. It gets so bad that you have to sneak off to a restroom to go at it like a pig after truffles.

I purposefully used my name as part of it so that I will be remembered forever, not only for the irritated nose bit, but also as the person who invented the millionth word.

Please ignore that git on the other websites who thinks his weak-minded word 'Gatesopoly', referring to a business so large that it takes over entire economies and entire nations, is actually the millionth word. It's just some twit named Bill is trying to horn in on my claim to fame.

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