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Tuesday, 7 April 2009

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'The Lonely President'

(Sung by guest singer Eva Brown and lots of children, including Barack Obama):

[Eva:]
High on a hill was a lonely President
Yodellayee yodellayee yodellay hee hoo
Sent away to Europe by white America
Yodellayee yodellayee yodellay hee hoo

Dumbed-down drivel folks in Turkey heard
Yodellayee yodellayee yodellay hee hoo
Grovelling and no mention of genocide was heard
Yodellayee yodellayee yodellay hee hoo

[Children:]
Iraq yodelloil yodelloil hee hoo
Afghan yodellopium yodellay hee hoo
[Eva:]
A Prez in the pay of Israeli madmen
Yodellayee yodellayee yodellay hee hoo

[Obama:]
Men ruled from London and ruled from Paris heard
Yodellayee yodellayee yodellay hee hoo

[Children:]
Men in the midst of colonial cons heard
Yodellayee yodellayee yodellay hee hoo
[Eva:]
Actually believe they're dying for democracy
Yodellayee yodellayee yodellay hee hoo

Saddam and Osama both invented by CIA
Yodellayee yodellayee yodellay hee hoo

[Obama:]
One silly woman in New York State heard
Yodellayee yodellayee yodellay hee hoo

[Eva:]
She'd marry a goat if he planned to be President
Yodellayee yodellayee yodellay hee hoo

[Eva and children:]
Happy are the Yanks believing all that they're told
Yodellayee yodellayee yodellay hee hoo
If you told them men landed on the Moon they'd go:
Yodellayee yodellayee yodellay hee hoo

Wonder why Yanks are dying in Iraq
Yodellayee yodellayee yodellay hee hoo
Honest they'd be there if there was no oil there
Yodellayee yodellayee yodellay hee hoo

[Obama:]
People of Bosnia-Herzegovina what am I doing here?
Yodellayee yodellayee yodellay hee hoo

[Children:]
Pretending you're important when we all laugh at you
Yodellayee yodellayee yodellay hee hoo

[Obama:]
Don't Europeans like childish slogans?
Yodellayee yodellayee yodellay hee hoo

[Children:]
We're too busy ruling the world to care
Yodellayee yodellayee yodellay hee hoo

[Obama:]
Sounds like you think I'm a powerless idiot
Yodellayee yodellayee yodellay hee hoo

[Children:]
You said it not us it ain't 1776
Yodellayee yodellayee yodellay hee hoo

[Eva:]
And so on the hill was the lonely President
Yodellayee yodellayee yodellay hee hoo
Being everything to everyone, a lamester
Yodellayee yodellayee yodellay hee hoo

[Obama:]
Yes we can, yes we can, yes we can, we can
Yodellayee yodellayee yodellay hee hoo

[Eva and children and 250 million Europeans:]
No you can't, no you can't, no you can't, you can't
Yodellayee yodellayee yodellay hee hoo

[Cast:]
Now bugger off and leave us all alone again
Yodellayee yodellayee yodellay hee hoo
Only 3 months and you're now a total pain
Yodellayee yodellayee yodellay hee hoo

[Obama:]
Race, color, race, color, race, color, prejudice
Yodellayee yodellayee yodellay hee hoo

[Cast:]
China, Russia, Euopean Union
Yodellayee yodellayee yodellay hee hoo
USA is no longer important to the world
Yodellayee yodellayee yodellay hee hoo
Stop acting like you're Winston Churchill
Yodellayee yodellayee yodellay hee hoo
You're just a token from a fading USA
Yodellayee yodellayee yodellay hee hoo

(Music by Oscar Hammersickle, words by Lee Rogerskov)

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