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Monday, 6 April 2009

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A new God is born? Hmmmm how strange is that God can take birth. Well don't worry. Yes its very much possible and its only possible in India.

Wondering who this new God is? Well there are few God who are born every day in India considering the number of God Indians have. Guys Indian do have Gods and they have millions of God. You name one thing and they have a god or something which can represent one very close to them.

Well this God belong to new religion of India. Cricket or the insect as it is known to every mankind in some form or the other form. But they know cricket. So anyway coming to God, it is non other than our own very own Sehwag and the religion is to be known as Sehwagology.

Here are some of the rule written in Sehwagology, also known the religious text book. The Scriptures of Sehwagology are:


"Thou shall not leave a ball. It is a waste of your time and hand eye coordination.It is an insult." This is the word of God.

1. "You shall have no other gods before Me, except Sachin."
2. "Honor your father and your mother, and your sponsors."
3. "You shall not murder, exceptions made for opening bowlers, spinners and probots."
4. 'You shall not covet your neighbor's house; you shall not covet your neighbor's wife, nor his male servant, nor his female servant, nor his ox, nor his donkey, but if he bowls a wide half volley hit it like it stole your donkey or ox.'

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