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Sunday, 29 March 2009

image for Why Fishing Is Better Than Women What's the catch?

When you go fishin' and you catch somethin', that's good.

If you're making love and you catch somethin', that's bad.

Fish don't compare you to other fishermen neither…and want to know how many other fish you caught.

Fish don't complain if you light up a smoke right after you catch them.

You can catch and release a fish, you don't have to lie and promise to still be friends after you let it go.

You can catch a fish on a 20-cent nightcrawler; if you want to catch a woman you're talking dinner and a movie minimum.

You don't have to necessarily change your line to keep catching fish.

Fish don't mind if you fall asleep in the middle of fishin'.

You don't have to promise to respect a fish in the morning.

In fishin' you lie about the one that got away. In lovin' you lie about the one you caught.

Fishing is a lot easier than makin' love too. You have to shower, shave, brush your teeth, go get a haircut, put on after- shave, change your underwear. For fishing you can go down to the bait shop, buy a dozen waxworms, and you're in business!

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