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Thursday, 26 March 2009

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20. Painting the town Black & White

19. Barn Loft Bungie Jumps

18. First To Churn Their Butter

17. Reshaping elder's beard while he sleeps

16. Going Bonnetless from buggy while throwing beads

15. Buttermilk Chug-A-Lugs

14. Bucket of horse piss over barn doors

13. Horse Apple Fight

12. Sporting "Born To Raise Barns" Tee Shirts

11. Pulling A Skinny Dippin' All-Nighter

10. Suddenly yelling "Squirrel!" and grabbing nuts and run

9. Tobacco worms down the blouse/pants

8. Broom Jousting

7. Not crawling out of bed until 5 AM

6. Burning bags of horseshit on Amish guy's porch

5. Cow Tipping (Traditional)

4. Pants Raising

3. Wheelbarrow Derby

2. Running stark naked through the pussy willows

1. Bonnet Raids

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