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Thursday, 5 February 2009

image for Dear Paraphernalia4YourGenitalia: Minetailings Maybe la microbiologista is tailing some macromargaritas

Dear P4YG,

My dear Amigo, Jose'CanUC has this microbiologist wife who is telling him that she has to go to Mexico to deliver a talk on the subject of mine tailings. Jose' is like un hermano to me and I don't know how to tell him that I think su esposa may be stepping out into a minefield of Mexican man tail...Ayudanos!

Querido A!, Ay Yay Ya Yay...

I can understand why you are not singinging but crying for your amigo! Friends like you are hard to find as you pay so much attention to your friend's sweet wife and her south of the border exploits. But giving you the benefit of the doubt, sin duda, la microbiologista may be stepping out or quizas she is just a serious scientista trying to protect the earth from the land rapers in the mining companies. My advice is don't feed Othello's jealousy and keep your thoughts from tailing her mine, body and soul. Besides aren't you the frequent contributer whose always naked in your jacuzzi inquiring about the possible dangers of spagasms...for the last time high power jets of water do not belong any where near male or female junk...

Get it...Got it...Bueno!

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